12 People who should be banned from flying ……


People who go barefoot on planes

This is the number-one transgression on Passenger Shaming.  Once more for the seats in the back: not only are your bare feet unsightly, they often smell. And with the recirculated air on a plane, that smell can linger for a long, long time.

People who put their feet everywhere on planes

Bare or not, your feet belong on one place: the floor (okay, you can cross them, too, but not into your seatmate’s airspace). But there are those who love putting their feet all over the plane. The worst: people who put their feet on tray tables! Um, excuse me: some of us wanna eat off of that.

People who interrupt emergency evacuations to get their bags

Passengers on US Airways Flight 445 from Charlotte had to evacuate upon landing in Denver, when smoke started to fill up the cabin. But a video posted on Passenger Shaming revealed a disturbing sight: despite the fact that flight attendants were screaming, “Leave your belongings!” people were actually grabbing their bags! Endangering your life and the lives of the people behind you to grab your stuff during an emergency evac is the ultimate in selfishness. 
People who groom on the plane
It’s called “personal grooming,” not “public grooming.” And yet there are people who think it’s perfectly cool to shave right there in front of everyone. “It’s disgusting,” I understands that people on long-haul flights like to get themselves together, “but do it in the lavatory!”

People who groom on the plane, part II

It’s not just about the guys. Let’s just say flat-out: hair removal of any sort on an airplane is a big no-no! … ladies 

People who leave their gum everywhere

If you didn’t learn in elementary school that leaving your gum everywhere — on seats, on armrests, etc. — is really bad form, there’s just no hope for you.

People who take off their shirts

Unless you are using your shirt as a tourniquet to save someone’s life, there is no reason to strip down like this on a plane.

People who say “yes” to crack

Okay,  being shirtless is one thing, if only he’d put on a belt., I really don’t need to see your crack 

People who underdress

Okay, “no-shirt guy” and “butt crack guy” — we’re not mad at you anymore, as some people actually wear only their underwear 

People who are a bit too loose with their hair

Letting your hair hang over the back of your seat is annoying for multiple reasons. Not only does it cover up the monitor of the person behind you, think of what happens when meals and/or drinks are served. 

People who use their seat as a clothesline

Drying out your sexy underwear in the cabin is inappropriate on so many levels — especially when the airline you’re on is named “Virgin.”

People who leave their soiled diapers on the floor

Do you leave your crappy diapers on the floor at home? Never mind, we don’t want to know. Just don’t do it on an airplane! 
Until da next Tyme 
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